Fran Lebowitz buys New Place in Chelsea for $ 3.1M Easy Street


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Fran Lebowitz is New York (and the United States) the most sardonic cunning social commentator, as you may already know after watching Martin Scorsese’s latest project now available on Netflix, “Pretend It’s a City,” starring the 70’s. annual New Yorker. If you are wondering where Lebowitz lives, you have come to the right place. Below share details about her NYC apartment purchased in 2017.

This post has been updated and reissued.

Photo of Fran Lebowitz salon in Chelsea

According to Luxe Listings, Lebowitz is the owner of a $ 3.1 million apartment Chelsea.

Photo by Fran Lebowitz Chelsea Mercantile building

The 2,268-square-foot unit was listed for $ 3.4 million and is 1-bedroom, with 2 bathrooms and an additional sleeping area. It’s pretty light and airy, but the real question is whether the new pad makes up for the apartment Lebowitz accused Jimmy Fall of stealing from her.

Fallon now owns five copies in Gramercy Park, and also named his daughter “Frances,” which Lebowitz took as more evidence that she was Fallon’s personal inspiration.

Now, instead of bothering you with some details about Lebowitz’s hardwood floors or open kitchen, we’ll intersperse photos of her new pad with just a few of her mountains of memorable quotes, like:

“In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country capitalism has triumphed over democracy. “

Photo of Fran Lebowitz salon in Chelsea

“Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things and little people talk about wine.”

Photo of Fran Lebowitz's bedroom in Chelsea

“There is no such thing as inner peace. It’s just nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable conduct. “

Photo of Fran Lebowitz bathroom in Chelsea

“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both inappropriate and unproductive to aggravate the situation by trying. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, just eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. “

Photo of Fran Lebowitz bathroom in Chelsea

“Ask your child what he wants for dinner, only if he buys.”

Photo of Fran Lebowitz's floor plan in Chelsea
“Stay firm in your refusal to remain conscious in algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no algebra. “

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